Legal Briefs by N.M. Silber6/2/2023 ![]() ![]() “All those stopped cars you drove around didn’t think so. “We’re only going one way,” he answered, gripping the wheel. “A suggestion? Hey! This is a one way street!” “Adam, I don’t think you’re supposed to drive over those medians.” Suddenly, we were on the other side of the road. “Bicyclist!” I cried out as he moved to the right. “Dog walker!” I exclaimed in a panic as he moved to the left. Suddenly, up ahead I saw a woman with what looked like a buffalo on a leash. “It’s something new they’re trying.” We turned a corner, tires squealing. “Flexible? I’ve never heard of a flexible speed limit.” “The speed limit here is flexible,” he answered tersely. “Adam, aren’t you driving kind of fast?” I asked nervously as we weaved in and out of late-night weekend Philadelphia Center City traffic. ![]() First of all there’s not enough room for everything I want to do to you, and secondly, there are cameras everywhere and I don’t want us to become p**n stars.” I nodded and he put it in gear and backed up, thus beginning one of the most harrowing car rides of my life. ![]()
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